what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
I just told this to my mom and she just put her face in her hands and shook her head
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1lax7Po
The morning after the Mereth Aderthad, Fingolfin enjoys a quiet moment with Aredhel.
Words: 780, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Had that design sketched for nearly a year but the hair ornaments looked much better on sketches lol.
Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.
Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.
Oh, it’s such a perfect day
I’m glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
this is hereby my petition for "Thrice was Fingolfin with great blows to his knees beaten, thrice he rose" to be properly acknowledged as the most badass quote in the entire legendarium
I agreed that Fingolfin is hardcore!